Oh, what are they trying to sell me now, I thought.
I opened it - expecting some disappointment like cheap printer ink cartridges, some new cleaning product or teddy bear address labels - and what did I see but this!
Woo hoo! I thought. That's more like it! Just what I've been looking for!!
You can imagine how disappointed I was to turn this hunk of man over and read an ad for a new fitness centre in the area.
Shame.
Just when I thought he might be on sale....
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