Sunday, 21 September 2008

stop laughing! i'm serious!

Unfortunately, the (potentially) spectacular Hadron Collider - which aims to discover extra dimensions and dark matter* - has broken a bit.
Initially scientists didn't think the problem was that major, but they've now realised it will take a lot longer to fix as there has been a leak of helium and as a result no one is taking their commands seriously due to their preternaturally squeaky high voices.

* Just look in my head...