My television viewing was severely limited last night.
For the first time, and likely the last, I attempted to watch Carbon Cops on ABC.
I couldn't quite manage it.
Firstly, the guy was daily luxuriating in 30-minute long showers. With an old-fashioned Niagara-Falls-has-gone-nothing-on-this-baby shower head to boot. (...Huh?)
Next, the woman would rev up the heating only to have to open the windows when she got too hot. (Eh?) They taught her how to use the heating properly. (I imagine this consisting of: Here are the instructions. Read them.)
Next: I turned off the TV. Perhaps that was their initial aim? (Hell them Carbon Cops are sneakily efficient aren't they?!)