Monday, 21 May 2007


John Howard’s proposed dining room extension:

“…which will allow Mr Howard to host 20 people rather than the 16 that can fit in the existing dining room.”

Contractor A: ‘You've gotta be bloody joking! Mate, you can’t charge him that!’

Contractor B: 'Nah. I reckon he'll go for it. Have you seen what he spends on advertising? The bloke’s loaded!’