Fourth severed foot washes up on Canadian coast
Another severed human foot has been discovered washed ashore on Canada's Pacific coast, but police are no closer to solving the gruesome mystery.
The foot, still wearing a shoe, was discovered on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia.
It was the fourth right foot discovered in the region in the past 10 months.
The previous cases all involved right feet still in sneakers, and each was found on a different island.
DNA testing has failed to link the earlier discoveries to any missing person cases.
I was going to say it's really got me stumped...
...but I won't.
Could it be some tribal island cannibals are on the Right Foot Free Diet?
And, when someone now says they have two left feet... are they suddenly a suspect?
I have so many questions!!!!
(Of course I know this is quite serious - but it's just so bizarre!)