Bad News: There's a petition to save Paris Hilton from going to jail.
Good News: There a petition to send Paris Hilton to jail!
For the record: I think Paris Hilton is about as annoying as Greensleeves blaring from a passing ice-cream truck (I have yet to live somewhere not on the route of a Mr Whippy).
They’re both ubiquitous and really, really annoying.
(And unhealthy… and brightly coloured… and full of sugar and artificial substances.)