Wednesday, 9 May 2007

Good News & Bad News

Bad News: There's a petition to save Paris Hilton from going to jail.

Good News: There a petition to send Paris Hilton to jail!


For the record: I think Paris Hilton is about as annoying as Greensleeves blaring from a passing ice-cream truck (I have yet to live somewhere not on the route of a Mr Whippy).

They’re both ubiquitous and really, really annoying.

(And unhealthy… and brightly coloured… and full of sugar and artificial substances.)